This blog could have been a one liner

by Block19er on November 13, 2009

I got a text last night saying that Robert Enke was linked with a move to the wrong end of the Seven Sisters, not sure if that is true but, Cudicini was told he would be starting next weekend against Wigan. Doctors have been brought in to watch Jimmy Walker (3rd choice keeper encase you’ve never heard of him) encase anything happens to that Gomes clown. Troubled times………….

In Arsenal news……… er, well, hmmmmmmmm, the changing room at the training ground were cleaned last night, and the dude on reception took his first day off in 15 years.

Scratching the barrel, Diaby’s shirt is being auctioned tonight, sure to raise £2.50 for the British Legion, enough from old Alf from Berkhamsted to get a pint and a half. Yaya also said Arsenal were good.

There was a message on iGooner about a banner for Citeh away in the Carling Cup. I half thought about making this up;

Thoughts?

Oh, I’ve just seen something else Arsenal in The Current Bun, Bendy is shaggin’ a member of the Danish royal family. This old duck is 44 years old, that’s older than Mrs. Block19er, and well have a look yourself. Nicky must have heard she was worth £400mil, one way to get a new Aston Martin, that £50k a week just won’t stretch.

Oh, yet more, Cesc has been telling sky sports news how he is always on the tinternet, so HI CESC, thanks for joining us. See the hbarsenal tribute to Cesc here. It’s only just been on there so expect the interview to appear here. Cesc lists his favourite sites as ClockEnders, Viz, and milf.net.

Lampard hasn’t helped quash rumors he was dropped from the England team because they couldn’t find a shirt big enough for him. The Chav has been complaining about the fact the plane seats where to small for him to sit and have his tray down to eat. Poor old Fatpard.

In a witty twist our friends at Redaction scoffed that this was next seasons new home kit

Ho! Ho! Ho! You boys are funny – donate here if you haven’t already – this pic is actually a sneeky peak at the new GOSH advert coming soon. Enjoy your weekend gooners, take some time with your mates and family, before the really footballs back in 8 days time.

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